By David Stein

Now, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton’s famous in house party girl claims he lied to the grand jury about their affair. Exactly what did he lie about? Also, did something besides oral sex happen in their White House tryst? Was Bill too quick on the trigger? Tell us Monica.

How sharp is Hailey Glassman? She is the ex-girlfriend and complete dope who loaned Jon Gosselin $90,000 to pay back ex-wife Kate Gosselin with. Supposedly, it was her life savings including her Bat Mitzvah money. Now Hailey, let me ask you, what would your smiling, proud, sweet, parents, friends, relatives, and others have thought of you blowing your envelopes on a useless celebrity? You should give all of them refunds. You certainly had to be the dumbest kid at your own Bat Mitzvah.

How about honest John Edwards cheating on his wife while he was preaching to us with such sincerity about family values, morality, and honesty? His wife, forgive me, was just as bad, standing there and backing him up as he spewed on and on about why he should be elected President. You could puke.

The reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians had more then 4 million viewers Sunday night.

I would like to know how many members of the Tiger Woods Sex Club there were? Seems that there ought to be some serious background checking going on. We are curious.

Tiger Woods is supposedly worth about 600 million. The kicker is that there is no 50/50 split on community property in Florida which the Woods are residents of. So, this could be big but I think it will settle quickly. Tiger will be back. Much lighter in the pocketbook though. He is too valuable to vanquish.

The Ex-Governor of New York, another honesty crusader, Eliot Spitzer is trying to make a comeback doing interviews.

Speaking of Eliot, his old New York call girl friend, Ashley Dupre, is now writing a sex, love, and relationship column for the New York Post. All these men like Woods, Clinton, Letterman, Grant, Spitzer, etc etc get brutalized and punished financially and morally by the press and public.
Ashley Dupre, a former call girl and not even a celebrity gets hired by a major newspaper and is making money only because she slept with Spitzer.
So, Spitzer gets thrown out of the game and Dupre gets put in the game for doing the exact same thing. Now, that is the ultimate double standard that I love about this country.

It does not really matter what you do but who you do it with. If not for Eliot, she would still probably be making a living in her former line of work. Is this world a big whorehouse or what? The country is only interested in schmutz so that’s what they get.

Talk to me people. What have you got on who?

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